whoops october 18th, almost forgot it was a certain someone’s birthday. My bad.
Is that a yes or a no?
I’ll take it as a yes.
-takes the keys from Pip’s van and makes sure it’s locked-
Now, you can ride shotgun, but no crawling into my lap while I’m driving, capiche? No distracting the driver.
-struggles to knead phone properly while being held-
[txt]: AW WHY DO U ALWAYZ HAVE THE LAPSITTING RULEZ im grt at lap sitting but su r e whatevs i listen to ur demands
[txt]: i call radio choices
-takes out phone and reads message-
…huh. You’re surprisingly good at texting with cat paws. At least we have some way of communicating, I guess.
-scoops Pip up and stuffs his hat in his jacket pocket-
And it’s hobo chic to you, mister.
I’m scruffy because… because, okay. Change of look, I don’t know.
… what do we do with your van in the mean time.
-makes a derisive snort-
-SQUIRMS URGENTLY WHILE LIFTED-
-settles and sits contently-
-nods and purrs-
Pip, is the door - oh, it’s unlocked.
-pulls door open without looking inside at first-
Why do I hear a cat -
Pip you are the most ridiculous looking cat I’ve ever seen.
-nudges and taps at cellphone-
[txt]: and i thought you were a scruffy hobo for a second why are you so scruffy u asshole
[txt]: also plz dnt forget my Hat thk u
[txt]: ok ok I was just checking it’s hard to tell with you
-sighs and puts Lemon back in her tank-
Now you be good, ok?
-Lemon licks her eyeball-
-grabs a sweater as he heads out the door-
-stops pacing in driver’s seat to peer up and hears knocking at van window-
-begins mewling loudly to be let out-
[txt]: finaly JESUS just HELP I cant get out of my van and Oma stuck in the parking lot
[txt]: ok ok i’ll be right there
[txt]: i assume it’s the mall in town and not in like nebraska or something right
[txt]: why the hell would i bew in nebraska whats even happens there im at the south entrance dorkasaurz
kudalyn replied to your post “Don’t talk to me about OCs I will fall in character love with them and…”rubs Pip and Winchell all over you
Oh look, some of my fave babies. Right on time.
-presents you with tiny fuzzy butt-